I m Tired Of Illgales Getting A Free Ride
I'm Tired of Illegal getting a Free Ride.Me and country boy (aka rusty) was sitting on the porch of my trailer (yea, I got a beard,a 4x4 truck and live in a trailer with a mean ass dog named Jack.
Now i have to keep him tied to one of my logging chains because no Wally World cheep chain will hold him. (He's broken two of those tie down chains and one cable.)
Well as i was saying me and Country Boy were sitting on the porch with our mason jars sipping and complaining about how the Braves kept losing games down in Fla. But that we were not worried cause they don't count until the season starts.
When this fellow in a black suite comes walking up.
We both figured him to be a bible thumper cause of the way he was dressed. I hollered for Mammaw to come out.
I don't deal well with bible thumpers they take all the fun out of life.
Well turns out he was trying to get people to contact their senators to support a bill to help Illegal. Well he talked for a while and we sipped on our mason jars and listen.
After a while Mammaw held her hand up.
"Now let me see if i understand you boy."
Here's what she said.
The Brake In
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors.
I've done all the things you don't like to do.
I'm hard working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the government:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me and to my
family
(my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house.
And what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can communicate with me.
If not blow it off......... along with your future Social Security funds, and a lot of other things.
We sat there a second then i laughed, I got a better answer to the problem.
You brake into my house i shoot you with a 12 gage shotgun. Then i don't have the problems you bring with you. Also your family will know to steer clear of this RED Neck.
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