Sometimes Karma Works Way Too Fast!
Have you ever noticed that Karma often works way too fast, so fast that you don't have time to anticipate it? Let me give you a for instance of something that happened to me just the other day, and I was totally blown away, I didn't even expect it. It was totally cool. You see, I was went for my daily walk, I'm up to 3 miles now, are you proud of me, oh yeah, I know you are, don't lie. Anyway, as I was finishing up my walk I saw some trash on the ground, and I picked it up near my neighbors house. Luckily, it happened garbage day, so as I walked past the next garbage can, and I threw the trash in there.
How to Be Funny - Part 4 - Use Outrageous Comparisons and Associations
Having a vivid imagination will take you very far if you want to learn how to be funny. Not everyone can be as wild and zany as Jim Carrey but that shouldn't stop you from pushing the limits and seeing what you can come up with. Using what I like to call "outrageous comparisons and associations" can help you along in this process. Let's look at 3 ways to make this happen: Give something/someone a quality or attribute they should not have. You can have a ton of fun with this one. All you have to do is think of a person or thing and imagine them with something that is taboo or simply out of place for the situation.
Funny Life Quotes to Keep the Fun and Humor Alive
Go Online and you will come across hundred of thousand of funny life quotes. Whether you want to brighten up your day, lighten up the things or want to burst yourself with laughter, you will find all sort of funny quotes on internet. A lot of websites features funny life quotes. Some of these websites are quotes sharing websites where everyone around the globe can post their favorite funny quotes. One can also rate quotes posted by others. Several sites provide their own collection of funny quotes. You simply need to browse the site without making any efforts. In today's busy world, nobody has free time to go cinema to watch that long funny movie which seems to be funny at the beginning but end up being not funny at all.
A Uniform Solution
You're about to leave for a special event, and your spouse is clawing through her closet crying "I don't have anything to wear! " Now you know full well that there's enough fabric in that closet to resurface Central Park, so what do you do? You want to sympathize with her, but the old Visa card just can't take another hit. Here is the universal solution to this problem, and once deployed, will guarantee that you'll never have to endure a similar complaint again: start wearing uniforms. "Think of the advantages, honey, " you announce, "we won't spend another second deciding what to wear in the morning!
How to Be Funny - Part 3 - Study Funny
Every self-help book in the world worth its salt will tell you that if you want to become a success at anything then it pays to study the masters and model their behavior. This definitely applies to learning how to be funny as well. I say that if you want to "be" funny then you need to "study" funny. Now this doesn't mean you have to go out and snap up every How-To-Be-Funny book you can get your hands on. That won't work by itself, not to mention, its boring. Since you have already shown the willingness to get better here are two concrete steps that you can take that will help you build a foundation towards becoming a funnier person.
10 Reasons to Take the Acai Berry Fruit
This is a uniquely personal guide and in no way bears any relation to anybody else's experience! 1. The acai berry is the miracle fruit, so that not only does it help you lose weight and make you feel 15 years old again, it nips out to the shops for you and can be cajoled in to doing a bit of ironing for you. 2. You are helping the Brazilian economy restore itself to its former glory. ( This one may be even more contentious than the first one). 3. It gives you the sex factor! After a few days of taking this fruity fruit you will soon be chasing your partner around the bedroom in true Benny Hill style.
Learn to Laugh With Marriage Jokes
Marriage is a sacred union that exists between two people who love each other and want to spend the rest of their life together. Like with any relationship though there are the good days and also the bad days. The trick is to learn to get through every day with each other and enjoy every moment that you have together. To help make this happen we have provided some hysterical marriage jokes that you can enjoy with your loved one. These are funny and are sure to put a smile on your face and make you think, "I have been there". One Liner Marriage Jokes My wife can dress to kill and she cooks the same way!
The Holy Speeding Ticket
I'm a police chaplain and also a part time police officer in a small rural town. There are some interesting stories that have taken place with this new duty as an officer. Here is one of them. One evening while I was on community patrol, I happened to notice a four door sedan traveling through the town at what seemed a rather high rate of speed. When I check on the radar the car was traveling 52 mph in a 35 mph speed zone. One of my duties as part time officer is to enforce the speed laws, so on goes the blue lights. After stopping and approaching the vehicle, I came to find this dear sweet grandmother type lady behind the wheel.
Air Conditioners Never Die at a Good Time
So our air conditioner decided to die. Naturally they never die when it's 80 degrees. There is something built into the mechanism that guarantees that they will only fail when the temperature is above 90 degrees. It works the same way with washing machines. They never fail until the tub is full of water and there are six loads waiting to be done. Car batteries never die in your garage on a Saturday morning in March when you have all day to do something about it. No, batteries go to heaven on Tuesday nights after Sears closes and you are parked in the mall in twenty degree weather. No one in the history of this planet has ever had a water heater die quietly after she's taken her shower on a blustery winter day.
Learning How to Be Funny is Not a Simple Task
Learning how to be funny is actually not excessively difficult. You will run across a plethora of things on the internet that state that they can make you become funny and teach you the ropes in order to make you that way. Many people say that humor is a thing of genetics. Not everyone has the right to be funny and even some people that try will never actually be considered to be funny. Being funny is not something that you learn from a course, and it is not something that you study in school. Being funny is an attribute that you must have in order to get people to feel comfortable with you. There are a few basic steps that you can take to help you learn how to be funny, although most of them will not work if you don't put forth any effort to allow them to work correctly.