7 Year Old Kid Lost One Hour of TV and Playtime

Klang, Malaysia - An infamous 7 years old local boy, Stan How, has served his one hour sentence of house arrest (the first ever in this nation). He was incarcerated from his toys, favourite TV cartoon, had no water and food during the span of his sentence yesterday morning. We interviewed him after he has survived this ordeal and he was in chirpy mood. He quips "It is not going to work out. Making me stand in a corner for one hour is the last straw. I'll tell you this is what we called innocence lost. How am I going to be compensated for the one hour of TV time?"

We proceeded downstairs to speak to his mom while he continues stuffing his bag with essential items like Mega Dyno 3000, monster truck, Ned the teddy bear and Suganow candy as ration. Mrs How explained that she has to punish her son, Stan, because he has caused the kids in school months of grief and agony when he kept berating them that his daddy is the bestest, smartest, fastest and strongest father ever. To make things worse, he took his case to the school bully and now the school bully, Bruno, is unemployed with no kids to rib on and no additional lunch money. Stan's mother added that even though Bruno had it coming but to shame him in front of the whole school is just not acceptable. Bruno who is not good in his studies, now, can no longer be the school bully and he doesn't have the other kids to help him with his homework, his future definitely looks bleak.

Shortly after, Stan, came down and bid his mother farewell. He told her don't bother to call or write. His mom reminded him to lock the door on his way out. Later yesterday before brunch, we were informed by the local community watch that Stan has returned home safely. The community of Riverside Road can now breathe a sigh of relief knowing full well that this ordeal is finally over, aloof about the on-going in the world that the citizens of United States of America have elected their first black president.

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