Funny Stock Symbols - Good For a Lil Laugh

I searched deep through the 'investment closet' for the most unusual stock symbols. Finding some really hilarious ones, I decided to share them with you... hopefully igniting some giggles along the way! There's no doubt these companies were shocked when they received their symbol from the exchange. I encourage you to click through to find out what the company really does (some of them you will recognize). If there is no link provided, the company either failed in the past couple years or had their ticker symbol changed (can you blame them?).

While reading these... Try to think of any symbols or companies with funny names that you may know of and share them in the comments section!

AFL.BO Invest in your favorite football locker room
BYO.AX Sounds like a logger party
CHIC The trendy stock
CRZY A highly volatile stock
CTCO.NS City thugs want your money!
GEEK Gotta have something to counter the CHIC stock
DABU.NS Forget Saturday Night Lives "da-bulls" and "da-bears"
BNCO.NS At least they are honest about the way they run their business
EMCO.NS More cons that are up front about their identity
FUN Stock investing can be fun and games
FUSEX No explanation needed here
GASEX The anti-flatulent mutual fund
GODD Now people can invest directly for future sins
HIT Be careful... you may take a hit with this stock
HUMP Forget pump and dump stock schemes
ICSEX Much better than seeing dead people. Alternative meaning: making love in Alaska
IMAN For the gender biased investor
INSEX This fund sees a lot of movement
LESS.BO Must be an F-F (female to female) company or an anti-perspirant company
LMNE Short this one because it is sure to go bad
LUV What's love got to do with it?
MAN For the gender biased investor
ONE.TO The stock that likes to count
MORE.BO A stock that is sure to make you sweat
MRB.SN Every company needs a good BS-er, this one even named the company after him
MRFIX When your portfolio breaks, add this mutual fund
PNSEX The freaky golden shower mutual fund
RATIX Forget dog ticks, get the New York sewer variety
RATL Must be a baby toy manufacturer
SRRY Our apologies if you invested in this stock
URI The stock with multiple personalities
WMNXX Playboy's favorite money market fund
WSOb T his hot stock goes well with sushi

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